Woof

Meet Edward. He hates the sound of the UPS delivery truck. FedEx is equally distasteful to him. He is 100+ pounds and sounds like it. Fortunately, UPS likes to come by during prime conference call hours. Here are some useful phrases you may want to borrow for you own home office conference calls:
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
- Ha ha ha! Sorry about that! It's 'Bring your pet to work' Day.

- Would you believe there's a dog park right outside my window? Sometimes it sounds as though they're only inches away.

- Let me introduce my office assistant, Edward.

- As you can see, my assistant apparently agrees (disagrees) with you very strongly.

- I'm working from home today.


*Sigh*


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